SBFC 019 Voltron Runs on Hepatitis
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| Length | 3:02:52 |
| Date | December 17, 2013 |
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“I thought you were gonna say, 'There is enough room inside Aubrey Plaza for more than one stalker'.” — Matt
SBFC 019: Voltron Runs on Hepatitis is the nineteenth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.
About[]
- “The Youtubepocalypse and copyright laws! Mighty Number 9 and Feminism! Kill la Kill! Cookies! The cancelled games that haunt us to this day! The Zaibatsu covers all the hard hitting topics!”
- — Podcast description
Quotes[]
- “Voltron runs on hepatitis... and I'll form the dick!”
- — Matt
- “We are gonna start the Madoka clock.”
- — Woolie
- “Have an Amazon listing just, 'Shitty USB cable, very laggy'.”
- — Pat
- “It's just like someone that works at Capcom is like 'Man, Capcom games are bullshit!'.”
- — Matt
- “When Pat tells you to calm down, you guys are crazy.”
- — Matt
- “It's like poor people who get really good at eating garbage.”
- — Pat
- “Was that him dying, or was that his 'O' face?”
- — Woolie
- “I should put a condom on this terminator.”
- — Matt
- “A box of bees!”
- — Liam
- “This game is so epic, it spawned ten other epic games, from its failure!”
- — Matt
- “To me, 3rd Strike will always taste like pirate cookies.”
- — Pat
- “You can't Content ID baking, fuckers.”
- — Pat
- “Why is Marlow Briggs decent?”
- — Mat
- “I can't make videos if I know my grandma might watch them.”
- — Pat
- “... so how hot is your mom?”
- — Pat, to Liam
- “We are the face of games media.”
- — Liam
- “If games media was able to keep it good, then people like us would have never been able to find success.”
- — Matt
- “I thought you were gonna say, 'There is enough room inside Aubrey Plaza for more than one stalker'.”
- — Matt
Letter Time[]
Q: Are there any games that never came out, or got cancelled that haunt you to this day? - from Danny
- Matt - Final Fight: Seven Sons
- Pat - Resident Evil 1.5, Obsidian Aliens, Hookman Resident Evil 4
- Woolie - Faith and a 45
- Liam - Streets of Rage 4
Q: Favorite cookie brand? - from Mashprompts
- Matt - Pirate peanut butter cookies
- Pat - President's Choice decadent chocolate
- Woolie - white Double Stuff Oreos
- Liam - I make my own, my grandma's
Q: Why all the hate for The Force Unleashed? - from Spencer
- Matt - All these fucking bugs, bullshit shoehorned story
- Pat - Can't cut people, 35GB download
- Woolie - Early version had more fun stuff, and better combat
- Liam - Things didn't cut correctly, boring enemies
Q: Do your parents watch the show? - from Manuel
- Matt - Occasionally watch the live action videos
- Pat - Occasionally
- Woolie - No
- Liam - Mother does occasionally
Q: Who is your Marvel team?
- Matt - Hagar, Dante, Chris
- Pat - Dante, Wesker, Hagar
- Woolie - Spencer, Virgil, Hawkeye
- Liam - She-Hulk, Spencer, Chris
Q: What is the best way to categorize Steam games? - from Severen
- Pat: Play them all for ten minutes, uninstall and file away games you will never play. Then group by games that look cool, games that look okay, and I should really play this. Also, have a folder for beaten games.
Q: Whats your favorite action figure? - from Casey
- Matt - Play Arts Raiden and Dante, Samurai Predator, Metal Gear Rex
- Pat -
- Woolie -
- Liam -
Q: What anime would you turn into a live action movie? - from Jordan
- Matt - Hajime No Ippo
- Pat - None
- Woolie - GTO
- Liam - Clannad
Q: I was wondering if you could give a few pointers for getting into the gaming industry? - from Georgina
- Matt - Move to California.
- Pat - double down on your best skill, get people who know games to look at your stuff, befriend people who know what they're doing.
- Woolie - Know and play a lot of games, Game Design Documents, learn Excel, look for testing jobs near you.
- Liam - Come up with the games of your dreams, know when to get out of QA.
Matt Watch[]
This week, in a surprise turn of events, Pat was stalking Aubrey Plaza.
Is Kill la Kill Still Great?[]
Yes: [x] No: []
Trivia[]
- In this episode, the Best Friends Zaibatsu's location was officially revealed to be Montreal, Canada, after announcing the address where fans could send physical mail.