Rustlemania 16

WCW Thunder

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Game WCW Thunder
Length 30:48
Winner Woolie (2x), Pat
Previous Luche Libre AAA Heroes Del Ring
Next WWF Attitude
“So the guys in the comments who said 'play Thunder', fuck off, kids.” — Matt

WCW Thunder is the sixteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


FUCK THIS GAME. At least the rants are funny.
— Video Description


In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie navigate the scary forgotten world of two defunct franchises, THQ and WCW. This hellacious combination created a game that was "fast but awkwardly so" and difficult to control, making this playthrough a quick but rather painful one for the Best Friends.

Quotes Edit

The one before bankruptcy was even a twinkle in their eye.
— Pat, about the old THQ logo
Racist Woolie steals pies and hates white people.
— Pat
No, I don't want oranges, thank you.
— Woolie talking about Konnan, a Mexican wrestler
Mullet (Benoit) vs Grunge Mullet (Raven).
— Matt
He's fighting for Lenore!
— Woolie on Raven
Piledriver. That is the move that happened.
— Matt, as the announcer.
Pat do X X X, quickly!
— Matt after Pat lost
You suck, man.
— Pat
Just like my Japanese animes.
— Pat on Ultimo Dragon
Too bad Liam isn't here to tell us what he said.
— Matt on Ultimo Dragon
This feels like it was made by Digipen.
— Matt
Man, I don't know if it's the emulation but this game is artifacting out the ass.
— Pat
And there goes Woolie's controller because he's done with this mode.
— Woolie
Too rustled to continue.
— Pat

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled


  • The intro song is "All About the Power" by Jim Johnston, David Otunga's theme.
  • The outro theme used is Rikishi's entrance music, "You Look Fly 2 Day" by O.D. Hunte.
  • The side images are of Ric Flair and Stacy Keibler, respectively.

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