Rustlemania 13

WWE All-Stars

Rustlemania 13
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Game WWE All-Stars
Length 43:47
Winner Woolie (x2), Matt(x3), Pat
Previous Fire Pro Wrestling Returns
Next WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role!

For the Machinima episode, see WWE All-Stars.

For the Rustlemania 2: SuperBrawl Saturday III episode, see WWE All-Stars (2nd Impact).

“CM Matt, best in the world!” — Matt

'WWE All-Stars is the thirteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


Why can't wrestling be more like this? Skeletons versus real guys, flipping each other 30 ft in the air?
— Video Description


In this episode Matt, Pat, and Woolie have trouble making jokes because the game is too good, talk about whale genitalia, have a really one-sided match, do tons of sick reversals, and make Zubaz in the Create-a-Superstar mode.

Quotes Edit

This is such a good game. Unlike a huge amount of the games we've played so far.
— Pat
I stopped my own story.
— Matt
You know why people get called dorks? 'Cause dork is a giant whale dick.
— Pat
If Carl Sagan's so smart how come he's dead?
— Matt
He innovated new ways to give himself cancer.
— Pat, about Steve Jobs
Training Day is a scary movie.
— Pat
Just as I do sick shit!
— Matt
Do sicker shit!
— Pat
CM Matt, best in the world!
— Matt
Snappy dressers, those Nazis. That's all I gotta say.
— Woolie
He had a comic book named after him where he rapes Santa Claus.
— Matt, about The Ultimate Warrior
Lie, cheat, steal. Fake your taxes.
— Woolie, as Eddie Guerrero
You look at ancient tapestries and wall paintings, and they just say "WOOOOOOOO!"
— Matt
You can't see me, in my oxygen tent.
— Pat

Jimmies' StatusEdit

Matt - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Pat - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled


  • The intro music is "The Real Deal" by Jim Johnston, D'Lo Brown's theme song.
  • The outro song is Shawn Michaels' theme "Sexy Boy" by Shawn Michaels, Sherri Martel & Jimmy Hart.

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