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WWE Crush Hour

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Game WWE Crush Hour
Length 23:28
Winner Woolie (2x)
Previous WCW Mayhem/Backstage Assault
Next Def Jam Fight For New York
“No one can handle Rikishi's girth.” — Matt

WWE Crush Hour is the thirtieth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


Car combat and wrestling: two great tastes that taste great together!
— Video Description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play a car combat game that takes place in a post-apocalyptic alternate reality where Vince McMahon controls television and wrestlers compete in death races.

Quotes Edit

I love how McMahon is, like, now Satan now that he owns all the TV.
— Pat
The crushing hour is upon us. Let us begin.
— Woolie
That's a fuckin' Nazi car!
— Pat referring to Triple H's car
Yeah, just have a big Rikishi ass on that steamroller.
— Matt
His car should be a giant nose with tires.
— Matt on Triple H
Can we just make this Crush Minute?
— Woolie
We invite the X-Men to have Christmas dinner with us.
— Matt
You couldn't erase Crush Hour from history, Vince!
— Pat
Crush Hour should be the name of a dating website.
— Pat
No one can handle Rikishi's girth.
— Matt
This is Jim Ross saying fuck my life.
— Matt

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Trivia Edit

  • Cult of Personality by Living Colour (CM Punk's theme) is the intro song for this episode.

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