| Rustlemania 30
WWE Crush Hour
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | WWE Crush Hour |
| Length | 23:28 |
| Winner | Woolie (2x) |
| Previous | WCW Mayhem/Backstage Assault |
| Next | Def Jam Fight For New York |
“No one can handle Rikishi's girth.” — Matt
WWE Crush Hour is the thirtieth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.
About[]
- “Car combat and wrestling: two great tastes that taste great together!”
- — Video Description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play a car combat game that takes place in a post-apocalyptic alternate reality where Vince McMahon controls television and wrestlers compete in death races.
Quotes[]
- “I love how McMahon is, like, now Satan now that he owns all the TV.”
- — Pat
- “The crushing hour is upon us. Let us begin.”
- — Woolie
- “That's a fuckin' Nazi car!”
- — Pat referring to Triple H's car
- “Yeah, just have a big Rikishi ass on that steamroller.”
- — Matt
- “His car should be a giant nose with tires.”
- — Matt on Triple H
- “Can we just make this Crush Minute?”
- — Woolie
- “We invite the X-Men to have Christmas dinner with us.”
- — Matt
- “You couldn't erase Crush Hour from history, Vince!”
- — Pat
- “Crush Hour should be the name of a dating website.”
- — Pat
- “No one can handle Rikishi's girth.”
- — Matt
- “This is Jim Ross saying fuck my life.”
- — Matt
Jimmies' Status[]
Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled
Trivia[]
- Cult of Personality by Living Colour (CM Punk's theme) is the intro song for this episode.