Rustlemania 21

WWF Wrestlemania X8

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Game WWF Wrestlemania X8
Length 23:59
Winner Pat
Previous Saturday Night Slammasters
Next WWE Smackdown Here Comes The Pain!
“The ref took it up the ass too!” — Matt

WWF Wrestlemania X8 is the twenty-first episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


These tables, ladders and chairs are total scrubs, y'all!
— Video Description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play the unfortunate first WWE game to come out for the Gamecube. The first match featured tables, ladder and chairs being tossed into the ring and impaling wrestlers while the Best Friends talk about how Vince McMahon's penis would make an awesome heel. After Taz's win in the first match they then do a snoozefest match between "No Personality" Lance Storm and Scotty 2 Hotty, while mostly completely ignoring the match and admiring Shane McMahon.

Quotes Edit

— All 3 at once
There's Taz.... Just Oompa Loomping it up.
— Matt
Scott Hall is already table dancing and it's only 8 pm.
— Matt
My favorite Oompa Loompa.
— Pat on Taz
There's nothing like ring coitus.
— Pat
...and then John Cena comes out and beats everybody up and then peaks under the covers.
— Woolie
For a second there I thought you were going to say 'Cena comes out and beats everyone off'.
— Matt
— Pat
Oh god, I'm impaled on a table!
— Woolie
Fuckin' Future Media Creators!
— Woolie
I have a notepad, that has things on it like 'cut out Matt's bathroom break' on it.
— Pat breaking the fourth wall
I want to kiss his bulge! Buff my bulge match!
— Matt as Vince McMahon
We need to push his girth for Summerslam!
— Matt as Vince McMahon
It was me, Austin! It was my bulge all along!
— Matt as Vince McMahon
I was the worm all along!
— Pat as Vince McMahon
And Vince has, like, a little, like, hood on his dick.
— Matt
He pulls it off...
— Woolie
And it's Austin's face!
— Pat
And it comes to the ring, it's got, like, "no chance..."
— Matt
If I had a son I would show him tons of bias.
— Pat
Can we just see the crowd filing out by now?
— Woolie

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled


  • The opening song is one of Undertaker's entrance themes, "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit.
  • The outro music is "I'm Perfect" by Jim Johnston, Mr. Perfect's theme.

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