| Saturday Morning Scrublords
Warpath Jurassic Park/Dino Rex
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| Game | Warpath: Jurassic Park; Dino Rex |
| Upload Date | Jun 12, 2015 |
| Length | 1:03:18 |
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“Black people don't have spikes, I know that.” — Pat
Warpath Jurassic Park/Dino Rex is the twelfth episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords and the fifth episode of the Jurassic Week series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam take a trip to Jurassic Park's safer, more family friendly theme park to watch dinosaurs fight to the death and discover the cheapest bullshit the game has to offer. Later, they watch Cera kick the shit out of Barney and feed the losers to pterodactyls.
About[]
- “We are on the warpath as we bite, chomp and tail whip through the Amazone-Zone! WELCOME...TO DINO REX PARK!”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “How many hours of training did you get in?”
- — Liam
- “Training? Zero, 'cause you just press square and you win.”
- — Matt
- “That's the Ryu. That's the Ken.”
- — Pat
- “I own you. I'm basically god.”
- — Matt as John Hammond
- “No one tells Warpath how to fighting game.”
- — Woolie
- “The hands look extra useless on you.”
- — Woolie
- “As somebody with baby arms, let me tell ya, you end up head butting a lot of stuff 'cause you can't reach it.”
- — Pat
- “Wow Liam! You didn't see a show when you were two years old?”
- — Liam
- “Why would I johns in fucking Jurassic Park Warpath?”
- — Pat
- “Black people don't have spikes, I know that.”
- — Pat
- “And then your old character you loved ended up turning into a huge stoner by proxy.”
- — Pat
- “Is there parries? Does this game have alpha counters?”
- — Pat
- “Click here to submit your Land Before Time lemon fan fiction.”
- — Matt
- “How do you Mary Sue in Land Before Time?”
- — Woolie
- “Have you seen Little Foot? He's the most Mary Sue in the world.”
- — Pat
Wins/Losses[]
Warpath: Jurassic Park
| Matt | 2/5 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 1/2 |
| Woolie | 3/1 |
| Liam | 4/2 |
Dino Rex
| Matt | 0/2 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 0/1 |
| Woolie | 1/1 |
| Liam | 3/0 |
Trivia[]
- The music played during the opening is the "Jurassic Park Theme Song", instead of the usual "Groose's Theme", from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.