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Who's Your Daddy

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Game "Who's Your Daddy" (Early Access)
Length 20:27
Controller Pat
Upload Date Jan 10, 2016
“I never thought giving a baby a banana or an orange would counteract drinking an entire tub of bleach.” — Pat


Who's Your Daddy is a one-off episode in which Matt and Pat try to protect and kill the world's most suicidal, infant-like abomination as it gets fruit shoved inside it, gets halted by the mysteries of locked cabinets, and invents new suicide tech.

AboutEdit

I'm a dumb baby and I'm going to kill myself because fuck you, dad!
— Website description

QuotesEdit

We're late to this, but we could not ignore daddy anymore. Don't wake him, kids.
— Matt
You'll never defeat this fetus of God.
— Matt
I need to find a new way to die.
— Matt
I'm Mr. Meeseeks over here.
— Pat
He's just shoving oranges in me.
— Pat
I never thought giving a baby a banana or an orange would counteract drinking an entire tub of bleach.
— Pat
I can't believe I put my thing in that thing and got that thing.
— Matt
Maybe you can suplex the baby into the glass table, and then your wife gives you celebratory sex. 'Good. You got rid of it.'.
— Matt
When I was a kid all there was was sex work. How do you think you got here?
— Pat

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