Two Best Friends Play
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
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Game | Wolfenstein: The Old Blood |
Episodes | 11 |
Combined Length | 05:06:35 |
Original Run | Dec 7, 2015 - Jan 7, 2016 |
Controller | Pat |
“I thought I was relatively good at first person shooters but it turns out, when the eyes are on me, my brain just shits all over it's pants.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Wolfenstein: The Old Blood is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat watch John Cena give a bunch of old, cultist Nazis seizures,
About[]
- “LET'S KILL SOME NAZIS”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Wolfenstein: The Old Blood Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “If you're a photosensible dad, don't watch this video.”
- — Pat
- “Nobody wants to get caught being that Pokemon episode that gives a thousand kids seizures.”
- — Pat
- “He's the mid-boss of this tertiary side-boss area.”
- — Pat
- “They go back to their German Nazi X-Files base.”
- — Matt
- “I need that objective marker because I'm stupid.”
- — Pat
- “We could have used that for Soma.”
- — Matt
- “Mr. Snippy-Snips, you can shit my dick off.”
- — Pat
- “I thought I was relatively good at first person shooters but it turns out, when the eyes are on me, my brain just shits all over it's pants.”
- — Pat
- “I should have some kind of armor over my butthole.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, we're canceling all LPs 'cause we're gonna watch Zardoz instead.”
- — Matt
- “Working with Carmen Electra was a lot like eating this cheeseburger.”
- — Matt as David Hasselhoff
- “Sad and unsatisfying.”
- — Pat
- “This shit's the raddest. *Dies* But I'm not.”
- — Pat
- “Daddy! There's a Nazi in my closet!”
- — Matt
- “'Nazis aren't real, honey.', 'What? No, they are. No.'.”
- — Pat
- “They're like elves and gremlins and Eskimos.”
- — Matt
- “You know who can't talk shit about you? Dead guys.”
- — Pat
- “Slow and low. That's my favorite discount strip joint.”
- — Pat
- “Sadly I don't think they'll make a video game called Hitler's Ambition. Romance of the Three Reichs.”
- — Matt
- “It's easy to believe you're in the right when you live in a fucking pretty ass country. You're like, 'If we were the bad guys wouldn't we have a country that looks like Mordor?'.”
- — Pat
- “I was never murdered as a child and see how good I turned out. No, wait, I'm totally mentally unstable and a freaking weirdo.”
- — Pat
- “You could see balls back in the day.”
- — Pat
- “Not on stream.”
- — Matt
- “The main singer of GWAR died. Which is probably what he wanted.”
- — Matt
- “Nazi zombies! What a nightmare!”
- — Matt
- “Do you think Trogdor was a Nazi? I bet he didn't want you to know that.”
- — Pat
- “He's in the Sense of Nazi Alliance with E.T.”
- — Matt
- “How dare you disgrace me by trying to clean my ass.”
- — Pat
- “This is the toilet that the Romans used on Jesus.”
- — Matt
- “Neowave? I forget that version.”
- — Pat
- “Good. Fucking good. I envy you.”
- — Matt
- “Who's the monster here, Pat?”
- — Matt
- “Me.”
- — Pat
- “Who wins in a war of Nazis versus bugs?”
- — Matt
- “Who cares?”
- — Pat
- “As long as one of them is dead.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The title card music is "U R A Hero" from Wolfenstein 3D.
- Pat revealed in episode one-hundred and twenty three of the Super Best Friendcast, We’re Really Japanese Towards Bias, that they only did this LP because the game they were supposed to play was broken.