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Wolfenstein: The Old Blood

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Game Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Episodes 11
Combined Length 05:06:35
Original Run Dec 7, 2015 - Jan 7, 2016
Controller Pat
“I thought I was relatively good at first person shooters but it turns out, when the eyes are on me, my brain just shits all over it's pants.” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play Wolfenstein: The Old Blood is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat watch John Cena give a bunch of old, cultist Nazis seizures,


AboutEdit

LET'S KILL SOME NAZIS
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Wolfenstein: The Old Blood Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

If you're a photosensible dad, don't watch this video.
Pat
Nobody wants to get caught being that Pokemon episode that gives a thousand kids seizures.
Pat
He's the mid-boss of this tertiary side-boss area.
Pat
They go back to their German Nazi X-Files base.
Matt
I need that objective marker because I'm stupid.
Pat
We could have used that for Soma.
Matt
Mr. Snippy-Snips, you can shit my dick off.
Pat
I thought I was relatively good at first person shooters but it turns out, when the eyes are on me, my brain just shits all over it's pants.
Pat
I should have some kind of armor over my butthole.
Pat
Hey, we're canceling all LPs 'cause we're gonna watch Zardoz instead.
Matt
Working with Carmen Electra was a lot like eating this cheeseburger.
Matt as David Hasselhoff
Sad and unsatisfying.
Pat
This shit's the raddest. *Dies* But I'm not.
Pat
Daddy! There's a Nazi in my closet!
Matt
“'Nazis aren't real, honey.', 'What? No, they are. No.'.
Pat
They're like elves and gremlins and Eskimos.
Matt
You know who can't talk shit about you? Dead guys.
Pat
Slow and low. That's my favorite discount strip joint.
Pat
Sadly I don't think they'll make a video game called Hitler's Ambition. Romance of the Three Reichs.
Matt
It's easy to believe you're in the right when you live in a fucking pretty ass country. You're like, 'If we were the bad guys wouldn't we have a country that looks like Mordor?'.
Pat
I was never murdered as a child and see how good I turned out. No, wait, I'm totally mentally unstable and a freaking weirdo.
Pat
You could see balls back in the day.
Pat
Not on stream.
Matt
The main singer of GWAR died. Which is probably what he wanted.
Matt
Nazi zombies! What a nightmare!
Matt
Do you think Trogdor was a Nazi? I bet he didn't want you to know that.
Pat
He's in the Sense of Nazi Alliance with E.T.
Matt
How dare you disgrace me by trying to clean my ass.
Pat
This is the toilet that the Romans used on Jesus.
Matt
Neowave? I forget that version.
Pat
Good. Fucking good. I envy you.
Matt
Who's the monster here, Pat?
Matt
Me.
Pat
Who wins in a war of Nazis versus bugs?
Matt
Who cares?
Pat
As long as one of them is dead.
Matt

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