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This is an extended page of Woolie's most memorable quotes.

Quotes Edit

Believe in the heart of the cards.
— Woolie
Then why am I first? I've done nothing to deserve this.
— Woolie[src]
You charged that shit up, and I sent it home!
— Woolie[src]
I'm counting really fast 'cause it's like, fuck.
— Woolie, counting 5 seconds in 2 seconds
Like, how else do you live in absolute decadence and wealth if not to eat and throw up over the peasants who have nothing?
— Woolie
Slap your shit!
— Woolie
It's my job to say 'I got this' then fail.
— Woolie
Shit is choppin'.
— Woolie
Matt, if I catch up to you and beat you, you've gotta pull your pants down and spank yourself.
— Woolie
The height of hubris!
— Woolie
More pulls per pull.
Woolie[src]
I hate you with all of my hate.
— Woolie
Stop being afraid of being wrong. Embrace being wrong, adjust your views constantly, and become the best version of you that you can before you die.
Woolie's first AMA
Let’s punch some dogs.
Woolie's first AMA
Is there a ribbon around your dick?
Woolie's first AMA
Every thug needs stairs.
Woolie's first AMA
You can finger fuck a bear.
— Woolie
We need to crush the little girl.
— Woolie
I need the PP.
— Woolie
He’s furpin’ and bartin’.
— Woolie
DMX is going hollow.
— Woolie
I’ll bite everything forever.
— Woolie
The man train needs to be tight.
— Woolie
At least it’s talented dick.
— Woolie
People change when they get boners.
— Woolie
I’ve got the hardest, thickest skin right now!
— Woolie
This is like a Rainbow Dash dick.
— Woolie
Speaking of buttholes…
— Woolie
My determination is rock hard, my Pokemon are rock hard… I’M ROCK HARD!
— Woolie
To save his favorite bitch, Princess Bitch.
— Woolie
Check out these dead baby pictures on my package.
— Woolie
How far do you need to go for your fucking boner?
— Woolie
Xan't peek under magneton's skirt.
— Woolie
Bitch nigga ghost! Come at me bro!
— Woolie
It's fine. I'm Naruto.
— Woolie[src]

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