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This is an extended page of notable trivia about Woolie.

Personal InformationEdit

FamilyEdit

  • In the final part of No More Heroes 2, Woolie says that he loves the concept of rival brothers (such as Travis Touchdown and Henry Cooldown). When Matt wishes he had one like Woolie and Liam, Woolie states his brother isn't much of a rival, but could still be considered one since "he went the super-religious, anti-videogame way."
    • Woolie reveals during Indigo Prophecy that his brother is actually a pastor.
    • During part three of the Dark Souls 3: The Ringed City stream, Woolie states that his brother was a stand-in for Eddie Murphy in The Adventures of Pluto Nash.
  • Woolie's family tree is noted to be complicated, with his grandfather having numerous children with different mothers and his dad and uncle following the pattern. After digging into their family history, it was discovered (which Woolie revealed in the She Almost Stopped Mr. Domino podcast) that Woolie's grandfather was filthy rich and owned a place in Jamaica called "Maddentown". They've estimated he had fifteen kids, including one with the sister of his wife and one with that woman's daughter. It's entirely possible he was poisoned.

SchoolEdit

  • Woolie went to Dawson College in Montreal, which is where he met Matt. He revealed this on the Time Ethics Do Not Exist podcast.
  • In part seventeen of Eternal Darkness, it is revealed that Woolie had the sand headband from Naruto attached to his backpack during college.
  • According to the Bionic Commando Re-Armed CO-OP playthrough he played football in school. Unfortunately, his career was ended early by a big scary person who "tore up his knee" rendering him unable to play anymore. That person was later banned from playing because it turned out he was too old to be playing with little Woolie and was cheating to begin with. However, Matt thinks Woolie always stunk at football and uses his injury as an excuse why he never went anywhere with it.
    • His position was Centre/Left Tackle. [4]
  • In part six of Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks, Woolie states that his nickname (during his High School football years), was "The Iron Maiden", due to his last name being "Madden".
  • In part forty-eight of Bloodborne, Woolie revealed that he had skipped first grade resulting in him learning cursive before print writing and learning left and right late in life, requiring him to check his right hand to remember his directions.

WorkEdit

ZaibatsuEdit

  • According to an interview with UltraMegaDeathRay, Woolie was actually the one who introduced Matt and Pat to each other in college.
  • Woolie often refers to Liam as "Saucy Liam" and Liam refers to him as "Big Papa."
  • Woolie is noticed on the street the most out of the Best Friends because he stands out, and has said to be frequently stalked in public.

GamesEdit

  • According to episode forty-four of the Super Best Friendcast, Don’t Share the Wad, Woolie's waifu in Persona 3 FES is Yuko.
  • Woolie has completed Super Metroid in fifty-two minutes.
  • Woolie's PS3 broke while trying to play Simpsons Wrestling. In order to get the disc for Rustlemania, Woolie had to see some dudes to extract the disc from his PS3, leading to a rather awkward exchange.
  • In the Shadow the Hedgehog playthrough, Woolie mentions that he lost his copy of Sonic Rush in Burlington, Vermont and mentions that if anyone there finds a copy of it, it's his.
  • The first game Woolie ever sold was Star Fox 64, for which he got three dollars in return.
  • Woolie stated in episode five of the Super Best Friendcast, Pure Scumbag Tactics Are The Only Way To Win, that he no longer has the time to make Fight Sticks due to his time being occupied by the channel and the podcast.
  • In the Battle Fantasia / UFC Dreamcast Fisticuffs episode, Woolie reveals that he has written fan fiction about Balrog from Street Fighter, and that it can be found online. However, he did not say where to find it.
  • Uplay has banned Woolie's IP address for some unknown reason, as mentioned in part one of Trials of The Blood Dragon.
  • In the Lumo video, Woolie revealed that he struggles with diagonals and is embarrassed that he sometimes drops supers on player one's side in fighting games.
  • Woolie once embarrassed himself in front of a group people when he tried to show everyone why Vanquish is a cool game, but proceeded to die multiple times on the first form of the first boss. He continued to play until him, Matt, and one other person were the only ones still in the room. Once he noticed almost everyone had left, he quietly pressed the guide button and turned the game off.

OpinionsEdit

  • Woolie doesn't like dogs or cats, a fact Matt doesn't think should be shared because he thinks everyone will hate Woolie for it. To the contrary, however, he's shown an affinity towards Matt's cat, Zach.
  • A list of Woolie's favorite things.
    • Movie: Children of Men.
    • Anime: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
    • Alcoholic beverage: Black Velvet, which is a half Guinness and half apple cider.
    • Food: Souvlaki. 
    • Type of women: Tomboys, especially those with short hair and a punk look. See, ComicBookGirl19.
    • Persona 4 waifu: Chie Satonaka (wears green/short hair).
    • Stand: Woolie stated in Mother's basement JoJo-themed Weebcast that his favorite stand is Survivor
    • Street Fighter character: Makoto, who is his main in 3rd Strike, but his main in Street Fighter IV is Blanka.
    • King of Fighters character: Ralf Jones.
    • Non-fighting game series: Bayonetta. [5]
    • Pokémon: Mega Blastoise.
    • Dinosaur: Brontosaurus. [6]
    • Muse song: "City of Delusion".
    • Muse album: Black Holes and Revelations. [7]  
    • Metal Gear game: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. [8]
    • Life or hometown (tits or ass): Ass, as confirmed in his second Reddit AMA. [9]
    • SNES cartridge: Kirby Super Star.
    • Mecha: Jehuty from Zone of the Enders, as revealed in episode eight of the Friendcast.
    • Skateboard trick: The Christ Air, as revealed in the Tony Hawk's Underground
  • Woolie has stated that he is a fan of Edgar Allan Poe.
  • The symbol on Woolie's hat is the "Guardian Icon" from the animated TV series ReBoot, which is perhaps his fondest childhood memory.
  • Woolie is a fan of the book The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.
  • In part three of Disaster: Day of Crisis, Matt and Pat state that Woolie loves Cadbury Eggs. He confirms this in Friendcast Mailbag 4.
  • During Predator: Concrete Jungle, Woolie admits his love for Olivia Wilde (especially in TRON: Legacy).
  • It was revealed in the Silent Hill Homecoming playthrough that Woolie loves broccoli and hates chocolate. This is because he ate so much Lindt as a kid that he is now "ruined on chocolate."
  • Woolie is a fan of mecha, referencing Big-O in the Simpsons Arcade Game episode of Best Friends Beat 'Em Ups, as well as reference to Gundam 0079's "Last Shooting" in Battleclash, along with references to the series antagonist Char Aznable, which also appeared in his and Matt's playthrough of Bionic Commando Re-Armed. He is also a fan of the movie Pacific Rim, along with Matt.
  • Woolie is also a big fan of characters with bionic arms.
  • Woolie also enjoys Kamen Rider along with Pat, primarily referencing Kamen Rider Double, because of his nature as a "hard boiled detective" and black and green color scheme. He has also started watching Kabuto, as mentioned in episode sixteen of the Friendcast.
  • Woolie bears hilariously deep hatred for Biker Mice From Mars due to it's rip-offing and legacy-sullying of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  • Woolie along with Matt, is a big Opie and Anthony fan and has met them at their Montreal shows multiple times. He also sports the 'WOW' logo on his laptop as seen in the Magfest video.
    • Woolie made an appearance on their show on July 24th, 2014 as a member of their audience asking a question. However, instead of getting to ask a question the radio crew became intrigued by Woolie and asked him a bunch of questions about his life, including his profession and his yearly salary. This interaction can be heard here.
  • In part three of the Sonic Adventure full LP, Woolie revealed that he loathed Macy Gray.

MiscellaneousEdit

  • Woolie has his own two YouTube channels but never uploads videos to the first one.
  • A girl once told Woolie that she liked his dreadlocks, contributing to his decision to never cut them. 
  • In the Mario Kart Brawl, Woolie stated that he would cut his dreads in favor of a pompadour. However, this statement was immediately refuted by Matt.
  • Woolie has watched A Serbian Film, something both Matt and Pat apparently hold against him.
  • Woolie is prone to motion-sickness and does not like first-person games for that reason. This is usually mentioned when they're playing a first person game and Woolie is there.
  • Woolie bears a particular hatred of thieves, thanks to four particular incidents:
    • When Woolie lived in Grenada, a mysterious assailant stole his brother's violin and his grandmother's jewelry. Woolie Jr. actually caught him in the act, and said that he was shirtless and holding a cutlass, whispering "Ssh, I'm comin' back" before escaping through the second story window.
    • The money Woolie had planned to buy Ocarina of Time with was stolen from his locker at school. However, when the thief was arrested after drunk driving in a stolen car some time later, he actually got his money back. Matt joked that he was finally able to buy Ocarina of Time after that.
    • Woolie's Atomic Purple Game Boy Color was also stolen from his locker by a different person, and he ended up interrogating an innocent acquaintance whose GBC was the same color. After receiving another one (as well as several accessories) as a gift in Friendcast Mailbag 5!, Woolie was overwhelmed with a sense of fulfillment and almost moved to tears.
    • Woolie's girfriend's bike was stolen when the safety lock in her apartment yard broke while she was away.
  • In episode twenty-seven of the Friendcast, Woolie states that his t-shirt size is XXL.
  • When he was younger, Woolie traded all of his Alien toys for Battleclash, which was apparently worth it.
  • When Matt and Woolie first met, the latter was wearing an "HMD" shirt from Viewtiful Joe.
  • He knows most Fighterpedia episodes by heart, and will "drop the Skullgirls rap in a heartbeat." [10]
  • In part eight of Deadly Premonition it's mentioned that "Phantom Woolie" mentions movies, but then when later reminded of said movie he denies having watched it. During the same episode both Matt and Pat say Woolie is always "wet" on some level and has a moist handshake, something Woolie later refuted and laughed at.
  • Woolie was hospitalized by a bite from a poison ant and almost died. When he got out of the hospital he was then attacked by a bee. Matt and Pat believe this was nature's payback for his hatred of animals.
    • In Mystery Box #029 it's revealed that Woolie's hatred of animals stems from his roommate getting an "adorable baby kitten", and Woolie constantly complaining about it.
  • In part twenty of Deadly Premonition it was revealed Woolie has a portrait of Prince Charles in his bathroom. In part twelve of The Last of Us Pat said instead it was "Saint Charles" not Prince, however.
  • One of Woolie's nicknames is "the ass man" as referenced on WWF Attitude.
  • During the Saturday Night Slammasters episode, Pat, bitter over Woolie boasting about being taller than him, taunted Woolie for not being able to eat sugar, implying he's a diabetic. Woolie responded saying he could eat sugar but he "had to go easy on the pies."
  • Pat has stated that during an emergency, going to Woolie's home would be a good idea, though he would still never choose to do so, because Woolie would be there.
  • Woolie has an almost empty container of Sakuma Drops candy, from the movie Grave of the Fireflies, that he likes to shake to remind everyone of the movie and make them sad. In Friendcast Mailbag 6-A! he was sent another container of the candy, saddening Matt, Pat, and Liam.
  • During the Nuzlocke Challenge: Road to the Final Victory live stream, some fan/prankster managed to find Woolie's phone number and mentioned during the live stream that he/she kept spamming him with nonsensical texts. However Woolie threatened that if they kept doing this, he was going to air his/her phone number during the live stream which had an audience of around eight thousand people at the time, ruining his/her phone number. No further calls were made.
  • Woolie is known to have a deep love for Bloody Mary, as shown in their playthrough of The Wolf Among Us. Possibly due to short hair.
  • In episode fifty of the Super Best Friendcast, PJ Phil is becoming Shang Tsung, Woolie says he didn't like the experience he had with marshmallows as a child. This lead Matt to claim that Woolie didn't have a childhood, making him the second member of the Zaibatsu not to have a childhood, the first being Pat.
  • According to Pat and Matt in part nine of the Prison Break LP, Woolie claims to be an expert on eating old and expired food.
  • According to episode sixty-nine of the Super Best Friendcast, We are all Waluigi, Woolie's WiFi password is VectorCannon.
  • When he was a kid, Woolie had a mosquito stuck inside his ear for about 2-3 hours, and states that very well may have been the worst experience in his life, this was stated during the Twilight Princess LP.
  • After Mike0Dude visited Woolie to participate in the Woolie VS Reboot series, Woolie stole Mike's cooler. He only agreed to return it after his thievery was exposed during the fourth Demon's Souls (Stream).
  • Woolie despises Funko POP! figures. Knowing this, Matt and Liam love to hide Funko POP! figures all over Woolie's Apartment.
  • In part 13 of Marc Eckō's Getting Up - Contents Under Pressure LP, Woolie reveals he is friends with Jay Baruchel.

True FactsEdit

  • According to part twenty-five of Deadly Premonition, Woolie is a "notorious" liar and pie stealer.
  • Woolie stole Mae Morrison's Pikachu (Chikapu) while she was in a drunken stupor. 
  • As stated in Double Dragon II: Wander of Dragons, Woolie is a Wing Chun Kung Fu master.
  • According to Matt in episode five of the Killer Is Dead playthrough, Woolie killed a guy once in football and stole his bloody jersey. Pat said they shouldn't talk about it since it's sealed in his juvenile records. Matt later said this might not be true. It was later revealed in Earth Defense Force 4.1 that the victim was Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger.
  • According to Matt during the New Super Troll Bros: FUCK U video, Woolie has been "hit by more cars than anyone."
  • In part four of the Beyond Two Souls playthrough, Matt mentions that Woolie has ruined at least seven Christmases, and saved four.
  • During the Mobile Suit Gundam - Extreme Vs. Full Boost episode for Mechaweek, it was revealed by Woolie that he's a independent spacenoid who can't be held down by Earth's gravity.
  • Woolie is, as revealed by the Bloodborne playthrough, in fact part snail.
  • According to Matt during their The Last of Us playthrough, Woolie once walked up to a horse and kicked it. Pat doubted this, as a horse would obviously kick him back, but Matt insists he learned this the hard way.
  • Pat reveals in part seven of Until Dawn that Woolie was alive during the 1950s, though in a different body. Matt then muses why he chose such a tough life this time around.
  • It was revealed in part thirty-four of The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess that Woolie went to high school with an Ooccoo who was attracted to him. However, he spurned her advances because "she was an uggo".
  • Woolie cannot read.
  • Many fans have speculated that Woolie is actually just several white guys underneath a huge coat due to his "white guy" actions (such as wearing a Street Fighter snuggie and doing arts and crafts).

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