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Woolie VS Reboot


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Game ReBoot
Episodes 16
Combined Length 7:53:08
Original Run Jul 21, 2015 - December 17, 2016
Controller Woolie
“This is one of the worst video games I've ever played in my life; this is one of the worst designed video games I've ever seen; this is one of the worst handled properties I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing; this is one of the worst LPs I've had to fucking record.” — Woolie


Woolie VS Reboot is a full Let's Play in which Woolie returns to the Mainframe with the help of a little alcohol for his first solo LP. Once back in the database, he waxes nostalgic about growing up with the show and theorises about the mechanics of the show and its application to modern day technology. For parts eight through fourteen, Woolie is joined by mike0dude from the Two Best Friends Play subreddit.


About Edit

I come from the net. Through systems, peoples and cities, to this place: The PSX bargain bin at K-Mart.
— Video description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Woolie VS Reboot Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Stop getting hype you guys. Don't get hype, though. I need everyone to pump down immediately.
Woolie
It's time to take a look at this game, and by look I mean full LP, because fuck me, right?
Woolie
If you're just joining us, it's four a.m. here in the Woolie Hole, playing ReBoot PSX game 'cause I've lost control of my life.
Woolie
Level barely complete you shit tier guardian. You're mother hates you and you should never have been born.
Woolie
Maybe if this game wasn't based around the feeling of doing a manual in Tony Hawk, then maybe I would Dot. Get off my dick. As much as you don't want to.
Woolie
First solo LP and of course half-way through, the game shits the bed.
Woolie
This LP is kind of killing me a little bit. And by a little, I mean a lot.
Woolie
And for everybody that's kinda like, going with the Pat side argument of like, 'Fuck you, Woolie. Reboot never ended. This shits not canon. It was horse-shit. Fuck you. Feel bad, feel bad. Go kill yourself.'...
Woolie
Where was I going with that? The correct answer to that, Woolie, is nobody gives a shit.
Woolie
Getting fucking plastered is LPing on easy mode.
Woolie
Are you still out there? If so, I don't know why. Actually, that's not true. That's not true. I know exactly why. You sick motherfuckers.
Woolie
Your triple box schemes aren't gonna work today Megabyte.
Woolie
You wanna fuckin' shit in your mother's hat is what you wanna do. You wanna go find a nice hat, you wanna find that Sunday's best and you wanna shit in it, fill it up, fill it right up to the brim.
Woolie
I hope a hobo jizzes in your hair.
Woolie
... and yes, we should be expecting our Dangerous Minds world in Kingdom Hearts 3. That shit's super legit and real.
Woolie
Why can't Coolio hang out with the Heartless? What's up with that?
Woolie
You need to bare witness to what I can only describe as the part where the game developers completely lost their minds and/or gave up... they gave up on the idea of anybody actually getting this far into the game.
Woolie
This is one of the worst video games I've ever played in my life; this is one of the worst designed video games I've ever seen; this is one of the worst handled properties I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing; this is one of the worst LPs I've had to fucking record.
Woolie
You grabbed that Lance of Longinus and you poked it in my side and said, 'ReBoot!'.
Woolie
No, MojaveMilkman hates me. I don't even get my own page on the wiki. I get one mention on like "oh yeah, he sent ReBoot the game that one time'.
Mike
Everything is awful.
Woolie
Everything sucks ass when you're playing ReBoot.
mike0dude
I'm sorry for ruining the channel, guys. But really, it's all Woolie's fault.
mike0dude
You know what I hate the most? That Bob is never using his key tool.
mike0dude
Yeah. You know what I hate the most? You.
Woolie
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm recording Minecraft right now.
Woolie
The viewers are more commited to this LP than we are.
Woolie
You should have been listening and playing and talking and being funny at the same time.
Woolie
I mean, you do two of those things sometimes.
mike0dude
Oooohhhhh! Two hours and forty second, and forty minutes and he finally got one, folks.
Woolie
I'm feeling great. I'm getting high on everybody's salt.
mike0dude
Welcome back. It's nine a.m.. I didn't get a lot of sleep. Maybe this will help.
Woolie
I love the feeling of cheating during a battle.
Woolie
Even with fucking cheats, this shit is still a challenge. Even with a condom, your shit might still fall off.
Woolie
Fuck Mike0Dude.
Woolie

Trivia Edit

  • The intro was drawn by Phil Dragash.
  • This is the first solo Let's Play featuring Woolie. Before this, there was the No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise full Let's Play featuring Matt.
  • A copy of this game was sent in for Woolie to play by Mike0Dude.
  • Despite the significant amount of time between episodes, this Let's Play appears to have been recorded well in advance, with Woolie stating in part thirteen that Liam was recovering from being sick, and that they were about to record the final episode of NBA2k16: Livin’ Da Dream right after. This would date episode thirteen no later than March 29, 2016.

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