Woolie VS Reboot
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Game | ReBoot |
Episodes | 16 |
Combined Length | 7:53:08 |
Original Run | Jul 21, 2015 - December 17, 2016 |
Controller | Woolie |
“This is one of the worst video games I've ever played in my life; this is one of the worst designed video games I've ever seen; this is one of the worst handled properties I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing; this is one of the worst LPs I've had to fucking record.” — Woolie
Woolie VS Reboot is a full Let's Play in which Woolie returns to the Mainframe with the help of a little alcohol for his first solo LP. Once back in the database, he waxes nostalgic about growing up with the show and theorises about the mechanics of the show and its application to modern day technology. For parts eight through fourteen, Woolie is joined by mike0dude from the Two Best Friends Play subreddit.
About[]
- “I come from the net. Through systems, peoples and cities, to this place: The PSX bargain bin at K-Mart.”
- — Video description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Woolie VS Reboot Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Stop getting hype you guys. Don't get hype, though. I need everyone to pump down immediately.”
- — Woolie
- “It's time to take a look at this game, and by look I mean full LP, because fuck me, right?”
- — Woolie
- “If you're just joining us, it's four a.m. here in the Woolie Hole, playing ReBoot PSX game 'cause I've lost control of my life.”
- — Woolie
- “Level barely complete you shit tier guardian. You're mother hates you and you should never have been born.”
- — Woolie
- “Maybe if this game wasn't based around the feeling of doing a manual in Tony Hawk, then maybe I would Dot. Get off my dick. As much as you don't want to.”
- — Woolie
- “First solo LP and of course half-way through, the game shits the bed.”
- — Woolie
- “This LP is kind of killing me a little bit. And by a little, I mean a lot.”
- — Woolie
- “And for everybody that's kinda like, going with the Pat side argument of like, 'Fuck you, Woolie. Reboot never ended. This shits not canon. It was horse-shit. Fuck you. Feel bad, feel bad. Go kill yourself.'...”
- — Woolie
- “Where was I going with that? The correct answer to that, Woolie, is nobody gives a shit.”
- — Woolie
- “Getting fucking plastered is LPing on easy mode.”
- — Woolie
- “Are you still out there? If so, I don't know why. Actually, that's not true. That's not true. I know exactly why. You sick motherfuckers.”
- — Woolie
- “Your triple box schemes aren't gonna work today Megabyte.”
- — Woolie
- “You wanna fuckin' shit in your mother's hat is what you wanna do. You wanna go find a nice hat, you wanna find that Sunday's best and you wanna shit in it, fill it up, fill it right up to the brim.”
- — Woolie
- “I hope a hobo jizzes in your hair.”
- — Woolie
- “... and yes, we should be expecting our Dangerous Minds world in Kingdom Hearts 3. That shit's super legit and real.”
- — Woolie
- “Why can't Coolio hang out with the Heartless? What's up with that?”
- — Woolie
- “You need to bare witness to what I can only describe as the part where the game developers completely lost their minds and/or gave up... they gave up on the idea of anybody actually getting this far into the game.”
- — Woolie
- “This is one of the worst video games I've ever played in my life; this is one of the worst designed video games I've ever seen; this is one of the worst handled properties I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing; this is one of the worst LPs I've had to fucking record.”
- — Woolie
- “You grabbed that Lance of Longinus and you poked it in my side and said, 'ReBoot!'.”
- — Woolie
- “No, MojaveMilkman hates me. I don't even get my own page on the wiki. I get one mention on like "oh yeah, he sent ReBoot the game that one time'.”
- — Mike
- “Everything is awful.”
- — Woolie
- “Everything sucks ass when you're playing ReBoot.”
- — mike0dude
- “I'm sorry for ruining the channel, guys. But really, it's all Woolie's fault.”
- — mike0dude
- “You know what I hate the most? That Bob is never using his key tool.”
- — mike0dude
- “Yeah. You know what I hate the most? You.”
- — Woolie
- “You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm recording Minecraft right now.”
- — Woolie
- “The viewers are more commited to this LP than we are.”
- — Woolie
- “You should have been listening and playing and talking and being funny at the same time.”
- — Woolie
- “I mean, you do two of those things sometimes.”
- — mike0dude
- “Oooohhhhh! Two hours and forty second, and forty minutes and he finally got one, folks.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm feeling great. I'm getting high on everybody's salt.”
- — mike0dude
- “Welcome back. It's nine a.m.. I didn't get a lot of sleep. Maybe this will help.”
- — Woolie
- “I love the feeling of cheating during a battle.”
- — Woolie
- “Even with fucking cheats, this shit is still a challenge. Even with a condom, your shit might still fall off.”
- — Woolie
- “Fuck Mike0Dude.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- The intro was drawn by Phil Dragash.
- This is the first solo Let's Play featuring Woolie. Before this, there was the No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise full Let's Play featuring Matt.
- A copy of this game was sent in for Woolie to play by Mike0Dude.
- Despite the significant amount of time between episodes, this Let's Play appears to have been recorded well in advance, with Woolie stating in part thirteen that Liam was recovering from being sick, and that they were about to record the final episode of NBA2k16: Livin’ Da Dream right after. This would date episode thirteen no later than March 29, 2016.