Rustlemania 18

Wrestlemania 21

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Game Wrestlemania 21
Length 23:40
Winner Pat, Woolie
Previous WWF Attitude
Next Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood
“Drop the mic! We're done!” — Woolie

Wrestlemania 21 is the eighteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


One of the defining moments of our youtube career!
— Video Description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie play an original Xbox wrestling game that was produced by the same people that brought us the steaming pile of garbage, Tao Feng: Fist of The Lotus. Unsurprisingly, the game is awful but at about the 21:35 mark in the video the awfulness becomes so awful it loops all the way around and becomes AWESOME.

Quotes Edit

I have the smallest hands and I'm holding a duke.
— Pat
You NEVER go full retard.
— Woolie
Go back to Rey Mysterio, they got his girly lips right.
— Woolie
Look at those pixel monsters!
— Pat on the audience
Stop with the surprise Chris Benoit buttsex!
— Matt
These giant fucking liver stained balls.
— Woolie speaking of Ric Flair's anatomy
God, Woolie.... this is your last Rustlemania for saying that.
— Matt
I'm starting to learn how to play the video game while Woolie dances his old man ass off.
— Pat
Someone wrote in, 'did you know that a ton of the wrestlers you guys are saying are dead are totally alive' and wrote back 'yes'.
— Pat
Remember all the paranoid shit about killer bees? But instead it's luchadors!
— Pat
— Matt
This is the most electrifying match I've seen in my career in Rustlemania.
— Pat
I need a cigarette.
— Woolie
I wonder what the game thinks it's doing right now.
— Pat

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Pat - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Woolie - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled


  • The intro song is Triple H's theme, "The Game" by Motorhead.
  • The outro music is "Gold Lust" by Jim Johnston, Goldust's theme.

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