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Yakuza 0

Yakuza 0 Title
Watch this series on the website

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Game Yakuza 0
Original Run Mar 28, 2017 -
Controller Pat
“Think of the Empty Lot as the rights to System Shock.” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 0 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat get scammed into taking pocket tissues, study to become fisting artists,


About Edit

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— Website playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Yakuza 0 (Full Let's Play) Series Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Start with Yakuza Shawarma.
Pat
Can you imagine if mafia members wore nametags?
Pat
Which era Ally McBeal? Early or late?
Pat
Pre-Crisis.
Matt
Rub-Rub Happy Penis Ten-Thousand Percent.
Matt
Chan.
Pat
No.
Matt
Yeah, they're baristas.
Matt
Is that a wizard or is that an anime?
Pat
I'm coming down with a case of the clap. That's the best way to put it.
Matt
You look like you're covered in another person's blood. You should probably order some ramen.
Matt
Think of the Empty Lot as the rights to System Shock. Nobody knows who actually owns it, then they went and murdered somebody on top of a picture that said 'System Shock'.
Pat
Please have your dong knocking over Ming vases.
Matt
I lost my hand in an argument over what color the Gamecube was.
Pat
He'll shake everybody down. He'll shake everyone you love.
Matt
Look at these hot boys!
Pat
Those didn't exist in the eighties.
Matt
Osakans are basically martial arts cowboys.
Matt
What's wrong with being a fucking weirdo sex pervert?
Pat
Panty puppo peddler.
Matt
Poodle picked a pick of peppered panties.
Pat
What do you want, man who has a PS3 texture on his back?
Pat
That's a PS1 texture.
Matt
True equality is punching a woman in the back of the head!
Pat
Just like Steve Austin woulda done.
Matt
We have to go to Paizuri Street.
Matt
Paizuri Street? Okay, yeah. You're very familiar with that street, I heard.
Pat
I research it a lot. Get maps of the area.
Matt
Directions.
Pat
There's a lot of places to go. Actually, there's only one direction, straight in the middle, but..
Matt
Yeah, it's a big street.
Pat
That guy looked really pissed. Probably because you punched him in the face.
Matt
I though it was called 'Grandma Kakurocho'. I'm not sure if we should go to that erotic video store.
Matt
We'll get to that later. We'll get deeper into that later.
Pat
Even in a casual conversation, you should be working in an S&M flavor.
Matt/Kiryu
That's the worst, grossest kind of M&Ms. You go down to the movie theatre and it's like, 'I'd like a bag of S&Ms please.'.
Pat
That doesn't really make a lot of sense but that would fit right in with this game.
Pat

Trivia Edit

  • The intro was made by Volta Bass.
  • The intro song is "Force Addiction" from Yakuza 0.
  • The outro tracks for each video are from the Yakuza 0 OST and are listed below in order:
  1. "Money Makes Money"
  2. "Tiger Flute"
  3. "We're Long Hua Expedition"
  4. "Breakin' Showcase"
  5. "Cabaret Sunshine -Fake Love-
  6. "TAKUMI 1988"
  7. "To be prepared..."
  8. "As You Like"
  9. "Fever ☆ Time"
  10. "Receive You The Subtype"
  11. "t.u.s.k."
  12. "Make You Free"
  13. "For Buddy"

Gallery Edit

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