Two Best Friends Play
Yakuza 4
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Game | Yakuza 4 |
Episodes | 38 |
Combined Length | 21:06:11 |
Original Run | Dec 11, 2013 - Apr 21, 2014 |
Controller | Pat |
“I think of a picture of a child putting his hands up in wonderment, saying, 'What the fuck is Yakuza?'!” — Matt
Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4 is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat reminisce on the past Yakuza games, gain lots of heat, knock down old people, play pachinko, go on adventures with Lübe Bu and Grapple Man, learn the joys of suicide, replace hostesses with blow up dolls, and keep hot ramen in their butts, which come pre-microwaved.
About[]
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- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Yakuza 4 Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “We're goin' to Japan!”
- — Pat
- “This playthrough is more of a gift for Pat than you guys.”
- — Matt
- “Japanese love is different than our love.”
- — Matt
- “You can't shoot your boss!”
- — Pat
- “Well you can, it's just not advisable.”
- — Matt
- “The little girl should pull off her face, and it's Vince McMahon.”
- — Matt
- “If you had a tower in the city called Millennium Tower, why would you not organize your boss fights to be there?”
- — Matt
- “This is the Yakuza office, if you wanna go in and apply.”
- — Pat
- “Oh no! The Millennium Tower blew up again, every year.”
- — Pat
- “This game series should be called Revenge: The Revengening, featuring orphans!”
- — Matt
- “It gave him the strength to just man handle that bull.”
- — Pat
- “'Cause they were like, 'Fuck that, we need sequels!'.”
- — Pat
- “You got five hundred experience listening to a skeezy creepo.”
- — Matt
- “I am a shark loaner. I loan people sharks.”
- — Pat
- “Just like Arethra Franklin taught Japan back when she was resurrected as Jesus Christ.”
- — Pat
- “Fuck those stairs and their gangs.”
- — Matt
- “Yucking it up with hobos, eating cat food.”
- — Pat
- “Donnybrook sounds like the hottest guy. You just jump into his arms and float away with the current.”
- — Pat
- “That's bullshit the Yakuza said, and spit their tigers out on the floor.”
- — Matt
- “No, you just make little dick clothes with paper. I don't know what we're talking about!”
- — Matt
- “Bayonetta is basically a Boxcelios tribute.”
- — Pat
- “Nothing classier than drunk in a children's park”
- — Pat
- “You can't microwave womanly flavour.”
- — Pat
- “I put the women in the microwave, they taste better.”
- — Pat
- “What is this cut-scene of nothing!?”
- — Matt
- “I have this 55 gallon drum of lube I bought off of Amazon.”
- — Pat
- “I bought from some guy outside whose name was 'Dude That Loves Lube'. His name is Lübe Bu.”
- — Matt
- “I don't understand if you're making this up or not, cause I wasn't reading the text.”
- — Matt
- “In order to get this loan, you must defeat me in a test of strength!”
- — Pat
- “This dudes a hurricane of salt!”
- — Pat
- “I thought that was Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “Get me some shoes while I fuck this plant.”
- — Matt
- “She just says, 'Man, my throat hurts.' That means shes a keeper boys.”
- — Pat
- “Hes gonna take the recording of them peeing and use it in court.”
- — Matt
- “You can't keep hot ramen in your butt all day.”
- — Pat
- “Let's get down to the fighting, you fat, chubby, Japanese, bald Guile!”
- — Matt
- “How do you feel now The Stiff?”
- — Pat
- “Just fill the bullet wounds with noodles.”
- — Matt
- “It made me stronger to eat as the truck have started to move.”
- — Matt
- “Polish it off. Rub my dick on it, and polish it.”
- — Pat
- “Why is it called leads?”
- — Matt
- “Well, cause y'know, it's like you lead them on, and then kill them.”
- — Pat
- “I defeated you, therefore this woman is mine.”
- — Pat
- “I know a girl who's changing her mind right now. It's a huge pain in the ass.”
- — Pat
- “Girls go sploosh, guys go sproing.”
- — Matt
- “Entertain me! Give me facts about lakes!”
- — Matt
- “Someone's got a big man crush on Arai.”
- — Pat
- “Who wouldn't? Rowr.”
- — Matt
- “I like like people in Japan say, 'Remember that time Future Trunks cut up Frieza?' He's like, 'I know that, idiot. They taught that in school!'”
- — Matt
- “We need to push these boners...”
- — Matt
- “For Summerslam.”
- — Pat
- “Don't hit girls with guns. Also don't shoot girls. Also don't hit girls. I need to keep backtracking this.”
- — Pat
- “Is he just gonna learn how to headbutt someone in the dick?”
- — Matt
- “Don't cheat on your wife if she knows Kung Fu.”
- — Pat
- “There used to be a main plot here, but it's gone now.”
- — Matt
- “I don't know what I expected, but I didn't expect a bunch of guys doing time machine shit.”
- — Matt
- “So you're saying you think Sonic is a babe?”
- — Pat
- “Wappy Horse, it's the robot horse... for your dick!”
- — Pat
- “He's been totally cock-blocking the chunk.”
- — Pat
- “Wait, from who?”
- — Matt
- “I love being kicked in the dick. Metaphorically.”
- — Pat
- “Six handguns. More than enough to load anything that's not dead.”
- — Matt
- “In the report, the police noted how this was the most bad-ass thing that ever happened.”
- — Matt
- “This story is so wide open, I bet I could stick my whole head in there.”
- — Pat
- “I love making Japanese rafts outta dudes!”
- — Pat
- “I can't fucking eat marshal arts!”
- — Matt
- “Yakuza 4's budget is even smaller than an episode of Alf.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie is basically a giant Naruto encyclopedia with dreads.”
- — Matt
- “The important thing is that we gotta go to a men's bathroom, and peek through a hole in the wall, and then hopefully the truth doesn't poke us in the eye.”
- — Pat
- “Might as well just rename this playthrough, 'Matt Won't Shut Up About Face/Off'.”
- — Pat
- “In Japan, it's not called a soup kitchen, it's called an udon kitchen.”
- — Matt
- “What's stronger, DNA or my word!?”
- — Matt
- “Next podcast, all butter.”
- — Pat
- “I'm constantly on edge for Liam to just stab me and go...”
- — Pat
- “You've outlived your usefulness!”
- — Matt
- “If I murder Liam, and then you're like, "Hey, did you murder Liam?", and then I kill you, that means I'm innocent.”
- — Pat
- “Hot girls are good at murder. It's real easy: you be a hot chick, then you poison the guy... you're done! You're done! You skip like, thirty steps!”
- — Pat
- “No one's going to adopt melted kids.”
- — Pat
- “Let's discover the new depths of my lack of knowledge.”
- — Pat
- “You know what ties my dick in a knot?”
- — Matt
- “What?”
- — Pat
- “Weird penises!”
- — Matt
- “How does he not just stop problems by walking through the door?”
- — Pat, on Kiryu
- “That's his butthole. Apply pressure in the ass.”
- — Matt
- “Why are cops getting dick killed by Pokemon?”
- — Pat
- “Shut up about Face/Off. You're such a stupid asshole.”
- — Pat
- “I'd hate my guts too if I was a little girl.”
- — Matt
- “You know for big manly men like us, with beards, we talk a lot about Sailor Moon.”
- — Pat
- “You can only ground Liam. You can't ground me, I'm an adult. You can't ground Woolie, he's bigger than you.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, you know what you just bought yourself? Two weeks of grounding.”
- — Matt
- “Tokyo is a place where the flow of time is distorted.”
- — Pat
- “Noooo! The plot!”
- — Pat
- “Go away plot!”
- — Matt
- “We are simultaneously given too much, and not enough information, all the time.”
- — Matt
- “No, telephone booth. You change into your save pants.”
- — Pat
- “So everyone who is watching, everyone within the sound of my voice, I fucked up.”
- — Pat
- “Electron microscope dick burns are the hilarious-est of burns.”
- — Pat
- “No one hears a gun in the FUCKING POLICE STATION!”
- — Matt
- “Woolie is the Lady Macbeth of mustard.”
- — Pat
- “Did your brain wanna say Face/Off so bad that you just invented the game of Faceball?”
- — Pat
- “That's pretty much what these videos are Matt. You scrounging for money to rebuild your clan.”
- — Pat
- “And he just drops like a sack of boners. From Poland.”
- — Pat
- “But seriously, who wants to mess with Haruka now? Like, why don't you just shoot yourself in the face?”
- — Pat
- “Under the script writer, it should have given credit to the guy who punched a shit load of holes into the script as well.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- Pat first announced this playthrough on episode eighteen of the Super Best Friendcast, Dickbutt was a Spiderman Villain.
- On December 21, 2013, Matt accidentally uploaded part five before part four, eventually having to upload both. [1]
- This is the second playthrough to feature a "Part Zero", the first being Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.
- During episode fourteen, the Japanese version of Doc Brown appears, much to Matt's disbelief.
- In part thirty-five, Pat reveals that he accidentally forgot to record the video when playing the next section of the game, so they were forced to re-do it. However, the audio was recorded, and was edited into the proceeding videos during some of the cut-scenes.
- This is the first Let's Play in which a different save file is used towards the end of the game to save time and make things less difficult.