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Yakuza 5

Yakuza 5 Title
Watch this episode on YouTube
Game Yakuza 5
Season 10
Episode 10
Length 19:47
Upload Date Jan 10, 2016
Controller Pat, Liam, Matt
Previous Just Cause 3
Next Overwatch
“Buy this game.” — Pat


New Super Best Friends Play Yakuza 5 is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, and Liam take a trip to Fuckarobo to show everyone how great the Yakuza series is and why they should buy it so Sega won't take another two years to release Yakuza 6 in the West.

AboutEdit

We take to the streets of glorious Japan to get perved on by old men, shoot deers in the face, and have the sickest taxi-cab battles ever!
— Website description

QuotesEdit

But the money will skyrocket downward into losses.
— Matt
Now, everybody, if we wanna prevent that from happening, what can we do? We can shill.
— Pat
This bloodline taxi cab technique.
— Liam
Yo, buy my foster daughter's album.
— Matt
I know I will.
— Liam
Don't fuck your wife. That takes up valuable work time.
— Pat
What are you doing, Kiryu? 'I'm playing Taiko Deum Master.'. Don't you have a gang war to stop?
— Pat
Why are you spending all your time in this game center? Cause I'm gonna have a sick fight with Arino.'.
— Matt
It's really nice that Dead or Alive is making Virtua Fighter relevant again.
— Matt
You guys are assholes.
— Pat
Kiryu starts up a bang bus and it's like, 'Oh. It's just like my daughter's here.'.
— Liam
The Japanese, angry at the amount of fucking rabbits get to do, take out their revenge.
— Matt
What was, uh, Saejima's main plot in-in, Yakuza 4?
— Pat
It was like, escape from jail.
— Matt
What do you think his main plot in Yakuza 5 is?
— Pat
Get back into jail?
— Matt
No, he did that already. Now he's escaped from jail again.
— Pat
It's the natural progression.
— Liam
Wait, what?
— Matt
You're running away, not from the children of the corn but the children of the teriyaki?
— Matt
Watching this really reminds me how pissed off I am that Woolie keeps holding me back from being the gravure model I should be.
— Matt
A hobby? Other than singing and dancing and having a criminal god dad.
— Pat

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