New Super Best Friends Play
Yoshi's Wooly World
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Game | Yoshi's Wooly World |
Season | 10 |
Episode | 3 |
Length | 15:37 |
Upload Date | Nov 22, 2015; Dec 2, 2016 (re-upload) |
Controller | Matt and Pat, Pat and Woolie |
Previous | Assassin's Creed Syndicate |
Next | Fallout 4 |
“When you eat me, do you keep my balls?” — Pat
New Super Best Friends Play Yoshi's Wooly World is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat fail to avoid Woolie during their journey into the Woolie Hole and discover that it's filled with stupid dinosaurs, deny the existence of the Yarn Holocaust, and save Luigi for a pawn shop's basement.
About[]
- “We take it all back to where it began…kinda? But instead of yarn, we are wrapping ourselves in the itchy uncomfortableness of wool! Also, Woolie’s here too!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “Craft Island where we make dinner.”
- — Pat
- “All these other Yoshis are colours I don't like and they should not be here! They should sit in the back of the bus!”
- — Matt
- “At this rate I'm going to kill you all.”
- — Matt
- “So Bowser can get an erection.”
- — Pat
- “We're Scat masters!”
- — Matt
- “When you eat me, do you keep my balls?”
- — Pat
- “I don't think the Yarn Holocaust happened.”
- — Matt
- “Where's my cut of this wooly pie?”
- — Woolie
- “Can you get out of my mouth once you're in there?”
- — Pat
- “We got more of our creepy Cialis buddies. Ask your doctor if Yoshi is right for you. Don't take it if you're pregnant or have a heart condition.”
- — Pat
- “But we've lost the ability to suck.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, and you both need that.”
- — Matt
- “Billy are you calling your sister a cow again on that fucking yarn thing?”
- — Pat
- “A Yoshi's egg is being birthed and it notices it's being used as a weapon and it's like, 'Thank you, Boss.'.”
- — Matt
- “Yoshi is the physical corporeal manifestation of DeviantArt mistakes into Memory's pregnancy art.”
- — Pat
- “Please get excited for Yoshi's Leather World, the sequel.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- The ringtone Matt uses for Woolie is "temmie get money for colege" by archdiggle.